Poll: what do I call my millions of fans?

Justin Bieber has his “beliebers.”

Lady Gaga has her “little monsters.”

Star Wars has its “Trekkers.” (heh)

The Pope has his “Catholics” and PETA has its “Naked Celebrities” (added here for SEO reasons).

All this begs the question: who are the fans of “John L. Monk?”

My wife said I shouldn’t add a poll to my blog yet. She said if I only got 3 votes, everyone would laugh.

So I did what any man would do and totally ignored her advice:



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20 responses to “Poll: what do I call my millions of fans?

  1. lovefromtara

    one vote and counting! haha

  2. This is scary. Remember, my third book in the Hyperlink series is “3 Wize Monkies” (Yes, that spelling.) I could work you in!

  3. So far, I’m the only one who voted for ‘kissing cousins.’ Am I the only one who got it? But hey, I’m in the 20% group. I almost voted for “Poll Dancer,” since the man I live with occasionally tells people I’m good at that.

  4. Reblogged this on Carol Ervin's Author Site and commented:
    Possibly somebody will think I wrote this. 🙂

  5. If you squint, the IC in KICK looks like a K.

    So. Y’know.

  6. I went for Kissing Cousins. Basically the same thing.

  7. Star Wars fans are not trekkers. I hesitate to leave a comment since I could be missing a joke or sarcasm, but I have to say something just in case.
    Also I went for poll dancers even though it looks like monkies has won

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