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Just discovered “Wattpad” – and J.M. Sidorova

Yesterday, I discovered a wonderful place for writers called “Wattpad.”  A nice site, you can go there and post excerpts from your writing in a community setting and people can look at it, comment, vote, etc. etc.  Pretty cool. I figured I should follow people so I clicked a few people at random with the intent to come back later.  Then I got an email saying someone had commented on the first chapter from my book.  A nice comment, so naturally I was intrigued and had to go find out more about this wise, intelligent, mysterious person.

This wise person had also commented on someone else, so I went to read that (which is how it works).

If the rest of the writing on Wattpad is anything like this, I’ll be spending a lot of time there:

The Colors of Cold

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Great book I found on bad writing

In my experience, books on writing haven’t been that useful to me. The ones I’ve read make a big deal about stories having a beginning, middle and end. Or they tell you things like “write every day” or “write what you know” or “use active voice.” Timeless advice found in any book on writing, but nothing new. Stephen King’s book was good, but mostly because I was interested in Stephen King. He had a few good tips in there, especially on editing out things like “that” and what not.

Yesterday, I stumbled upon a great book recommendation at my favorite editor’s blog (the Editor’s Blog). It’s called, “How not to write a novel.” In it, the authors go over all the things they hate to see in submitted works by the unpublished masses (like me). Not only don’t they pull punches, but they actively ridicule anyone who makes these mistakes (without naming names). It’s actually pretty funny. Just this morning, I got caught off guard by the observation that some writers dredge up vocabulary from “the darkest regions of the dictionary.” This caused me to snort, which caused my hand to jiggle, sending coffee dribbles spilling onto my shirt.

I’ve read about 2/3 since yesterday and I have to say: I’ve done many of the things they’re talking about, at one time or another. Recently, I committed the crime of writing what they call a “benign tumor.” A benign tumor, according to the authors, is when you write a scene that extends the book, but if you cut it out, absolutely nothing happens to the story. Imagine the good guy going to kill the villain and taking 5 pages to talk about a detour he was forced to take through a nice part of town, musing how after he kills the villain maybe he’d move there. Benign tumor.

Enjoy.

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When you can’t write something nice…

So my wife and I went to New York to see a show and spend some quality time together. On a lark, we decided to visit Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar, since we loved how viciously it had been savaged by Pete Wells in his now infamous review.

My initial reaction to the review was wow, this is awesome. A small, mean part of me thought, “That’s what this TV person gets for whatever!” Another part of me wondered: how can everything about this famous restaurant be so completely awful? Though I enjoyed the review, I smelled a rat. So when I got to New York, I simply had to go there. Now, I’m not a food critic, nor a chef, but I’ll tell you: the food knocked my socks off. My wife ordered the Acapulco Gold salad and I got the General Tso’s Pork Shank. I had some of her salad: delicious. My pork shank was tender, tasty, and I wanted more when I was done. Desert was great as well (Salted Whiskey Caramel Fool). Afterward, walking around Times Square, I didn’t think to myself, “Boy I wish I hadn’t eaten that.” I felt satisfied and glad I’d gone there. Which made me wonder all over again: was that review just a major hit piece? Did it have anything to do with the food or had it been all about the writer?

Update:
I’m reading through the comments on the review, and it’s amazing how many people are bashing the restaurant. Many are saying they’ve been there and didn’t like it. For those who actually went there and didn’t like it, I wonder if they hated it like the reviewer, or simply thought “oh, I’m full now” and went home. Another thing about the comments: it seems like many of them are trying to outdo the reviewer in their viciousness. I wonder if these same, sophisticated commentators stopped drinking Merlot after watching the movie Sideways.

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