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DEAR READERS, WRITERS, and people who stumbled upon this blog because of its most popular post ever (“You Can’t Shave a Vagina”):
I am proud to be an Indie Author, and Indie Pride Day is July 1st. What happens on Indie Pride Day? Look, I made a pretty poster to tell you all about it, and there are no vaginas in sight:
A friend asked me today: what is an Indie Author? My definition of an Indie Author is either a self-published author (one who publishes directly, through Amazon and other online outlets), or an author who publishes through a small “independent” publishing house.
Indies are the folks who refuse to submit query after query for months or years to try to get an literary agent. Having an agent is a necessity if you want a book to even be considered by an editor at the big publishing houses.
Here’s a rough…
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John L. Monk 
So John sends me this evil email, right? And the email is theatening that he will reblog my post with its evil typo if I don’t get back to him in, like 12 seconds. And he did it. Evil John. Evil.
(Thanks for the reblog, John. You are dead to me.) 😉
You’re not going to believe my excuse, but here goes:
1) I thought the “sample” that would appear on my blog wouldn’t include so much text from your post, but it die — including the typo.
2) I was in a hurry.
3) I’m a stinker.
OK, I’ll forgive you this time. I see you posted a gift typo in your comment. You are a good (evil) guy…
He is truly evil. I think he got that way from reading my books.
You could be right, Harvey. Your books have had an excellent bad influence on me, too. Especially The Bad Box. I just checked and it’s only 99 cents on Amazon. Since that’s a steal for such a smart and creepy read and I heartily recommended it, I’m happily linking! http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DLIIBLI/