You want Facebook advice? You’ve come to the right place:
1) post lots of political stuff and use extreme punctuation (!!!)
2) diss people who don’t “get” you – otherwise, you’ll be seen as weak.
3) refer to other Facebookers as “Sucka’ FB’s” – that way they know you’re street.
4) once in a while, post a single question into your timeline, like “What?” or “How?” – keeps people guessing.
I’m out of here (!!!)